The latest addition to the world's largest theatre organ, the Tuba Ultima. The largest pipe, speaking at a pitch of CCCCCC, will produce a sound pressure estimated at 157 decibels. It is predicted that when the rank first speaks, it will result in the destruction of the entire building housing the instrument. Despite the total loss of the organ, the music director, Trent "Ripper" Squane, says that he feels it will have been worth it to have the largest and loudest rank, if only for a few seconds.

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