HOW TO BE A GOOD MEMBER OF A CLUB
1. Do not come to the meetings.
2. But if you do, come late.
3. If the weather does not suit you, do not think of coming.
4. If you do attend a meeting, find fault with the work of the officers and other members.
5. never accept an office, as it is easier to criticise then to do anything.
6. Nevertheless, get sore if you are not appointed on a committee, but if you are don`t attend the committee meetings.
7. If asked by the Chairman to give your opinion regarding some important matter, tell him/her you have nothing to say.
After the meeting tell everyone how things ought to be done.
8. Do nothing more than is absolutely necessary, but when other members roll up their sleeves and willingly and unselfishly
use their ability to help matters along, howl that the club is being run by a clique.
9. Hold back your dues as long as possible or do not pay at all.
10. Do not bother about recruiting new members. Let the secretary do it.
11. When a banquet is given, tell everyone that money is being wasted on blowouts which make a big noise and accomplish
nothing.
12. When no banquet is given, say the club is dead and needs a tin can tied to it.
13. If asked to sit at the speakers table, modestly refuse.
14. If you are not asked, rsign from the club.
15. Do not tell the club how it can help you, but if it does not help you, resign.
16. If you do resign from the club dont forget to tell all and sundry how clique`ish and corrupt it is, then you can be sure of
not being re-admitted to membership.Your Chairman.